18 Jul 2020, 16:09:40
Mash stories

- ☑ Remain voter calls Brexit voters racist and thick in bid to offer middle class educated olive branch to plebs. Demands to know if the price of Better D'isigny will go up in price as sour-dough toast will be ruined without it. "You've ruined our future (brunches) in the UK - you morons!".
- ☑ I know you live in a ghetto but my summer in the Dordogne is going to be massively inconvenienced if I have to fill in a form to travel to France every year.
- ☑ I'm a left wing liberal, and I demand to be allowed to remain a member or a right-wing group, with an unelected leader and an agenda of collusion that I don't have any say in. If you don't let me then I'll move to Scotland, then you'll be sorry!
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